The alien sex doughnuts invade another fandom!

Title: Doughnut Dealings
Rating: PG
Fandom: Discworld
Characters: Nobby and Carrot, insinuated Carrot/Vimes (which is completely not my secret Discworld otp)
Summary: Corporal Nobbs is caught by Captain Carrot on his way to the Pink Pussy Cat Club
Genre: Crack of the finest kind.

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Title: Alien Donut Duty
Rating: PG
Summary: If Jack wants any more favours off the police, he's going to have to help them out in return
Characters: Jack/Detective Swanson
Length: 165 words

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